May 2013
throwitintheflames:
mischeviousmeghan:
thebetamale:
in chinese we dont say “i love you” we say “亂倫是最好的” which means “our love has no comparison.” i think it’s beautiful
What if someone tattooed this on themselves because of this post
nunnabe:
lulz-time:
printers are awful
it’s 2013 so
why do they still make so much noise
why are they so pushy and impatient
why is it that printer ink costs more than printers themselves
why can’t they just wait for two seconds until you load more paper before going into some sort of mid-life crisis during which they try to re-evaluate their entire lives before collapsing
That fourth...
striderfeels:
jfc i’ve been laughing for 50 years okay so this is my new favourite thing i’m on omegle
and people are like *MOTHERFUCKIN SWOON MARSHALL LEE*
and then i’m all
SURPRISE KARKAT
nO ONE EVER EXPECTS THE VANTAS INQUISITION
askgoryfangtell:
twinkled-eye:
My sister just suggested the Mummy/Gorgon CAM set is mattle hinting Deuce and Cleo baby’s.
*Mattel *babies
Oh god, there’s a cruel part of me that would love to see what Cleo de Nile would do with that kind of news for her boyfriend. Oh Deuce….if she doesn’t kill you, Ramses will.
fairgroundsoldier:
jhaeserrano:
weezly:
wwiao:
my friend was walking down the street playing on her nintendo 3ds and it alerted her that there was another nintendo 3ds being played really close to her and she looked around and there was this guy walking down the other side of the street playing his 3ds and she ended up walking over and saying hi AND THAT IS HOW SHE MET HER CURRENT...
Doctor Who Fandom: 50TH ANNIVERSARY! TEN AND ROSE!!!!!
Sherlock Fandom: They.are.filming. I repeat. SOMEWHERE IN LONDON MARTIN FREEMAN AND BENEDICT CUMBERBUDDY ARE IN COSTUME AND FILMING ACTUAL SHERLOCK SCENES
Supernatural fandom: completely lost their shit, I don't even know anymor-MISHAPOCALYPSE
Pixar Fandom: FINDING DORY FINDING DORY FINDING DORY FINDING DORY FINDING DORY FINDING DORY FINDING DORY FINDING DORY FINDING DORY FINDING DORY FINDING DORY FINDING DORY FINDING DORY FINDING DORY FINDING DORY FINDING DORY FINDING DORY FINDING DORY FINDING DORY FINDING DORY FINDING DORY
Percy Jackson Fandom: SEA OF MONSTERRRRRRRSSSS RAWR
Marvel Fandom: DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY MOVIES ARE COMING OUT FOR US THIS YEAR? A SHITTON THAT'S HOW MANY
Harry Potter Fandom: .....okay
Merlin fandom: *quietly sobbing in the corner*
Homestuck Fandom: H̴̴̝̯͙̦ͬ̍̂͆̀ ̸̡̜͈ͦ̉̈́I͈̪̾ͧ́ͪ͌ͭͮ͡ ̶̵̵͇̭̺̮͕̠͚͎͊͐̾͌̔̊ͯA̖̲̱̲̺͉̜͕ͮ̒ͅ ̵͙̙̞̲͂̈́ͧ̒͛̉͑͠T̥͖̪̣̺̬͐ͭ͑̄ͨ͌ͦ ̠̳̖̺̪̥͈̓̉͂̒̃́̇ͧ̚U̅͗̄ͨ͑҉͏͔̦̠̯̭͙̝ ̼̺̙͓̅̾̒ͯ̌̑̍̍ͦͅS̮͚̯̬̻̬͉̗̒ͤ̔̎̾͢
cloak-wand-and-stone:
mountain-range-on-fire:
sherlockedinthetardis10:
buttman-rises:
emilyisso-coollike:
disney channel is like that one close friend you had when you were younger that grew up to be an asshole
and cartoon network was the cool one that grew up to be a druggie
nickelodeon is the one that used to have a big imagination but now just a trend follower
and the bbc...
betterlockthetardis:
dealwithlarry:
captainmjolnir:
I’ve never understood the stereotype that women are more likely to faint at blood
I mean seriously
what do you think we do every month
yeah i mean when i turn into a werewolf at the full moon and go hunting for human hearts to eat i’m fine
it got better
tara-ka-sha:
Leonardo DiCaprio paints himself gold and whispers “I am the Oscar”
durational:
people complain about auto correct but it’s helpful 99% of the titties
ezeqquiel:
OH MY FREAKING GAWD I CAN’T BREATHE IS THAT A CHARMADNER FROM THE XY GAME ON MY DASHBOARD THEY’RE FINALLY RELEASING ALL THE P—
FUCK YOU.
